My family and I had lunch with my mum and my sister today, as always, entertaining, and since my sister is the self-proclaimed interesting one, we, as always had alot fun and laughs, after many tiny cups of green tea, crab legs, stirfrys and deep-fried foods we were given our fortune cookies, my favorite part….my sister showed us a new way of opening up the little bags with our cookies in them by simply placing them on the table and smacking them, BANG, nothing but a crushed cookie and our fortunes among the ruins.
As we were reading our “fortunes” out loud she suggested that we add ” in the bedroom” to the phrase hidden inside the cookie:
A man with blue eyes has a surprise for you….in the bedroom
Today is probably a huge improvement over yesterday….in the bedroom
The end is near and it’s not your fault….in the bedroom
You are not illeterate….in the bedroom
Fortune said a palm can say alot when it smacks….in the bedroom
Do not eat any chinese food today or you will be very sick….in the bedroom
A new pair of shoes will do you the world of good….in the bedroom
You will die alone and poorly dressed….in the bedroom
So next time your reading your fortune cookies give it a try it’s….in the bedroom.
Angies Grapevine 