The Laugh

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I did a very bad thing
I laughed
It’s worse than that time in Beijing
when I laughed

It was in Gananoque while I was away
I was stuttering trying to say Gananoque
all that came out was Gana Gan Gana
a smart young man began to tease me
I gave him a smack
and we started to laugh

He was the boy who was walking
and while talking
leaned down to say hello to a dog
all of a sudden he was in a rather large fog
when the dog jumped up and bit him

He was telling me the tale
and I said without fail
Well I’m glad your ok
and
“What kind of dog was it”
he then said with a smirk
A Beagle with a really big tail

Well I just could not contain myself
I laughed
my heart now on the ice shelf
I then quickly back tracked and apologized
and said
I’m so sorry I was expecting a much larger dog……

We both laughed
and he is ok
with just a small mark on his nose
and a good lesson learned
not to say hello to strange old beagles

≈Laugh loudly, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly≈

Wednesday Witticism 2 – Sponges

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On my way to work today I was of course , and as usual listening to the radio, the station I listen to has Quarter after Laughter.  They highlight different comedians and todays was quite funny and one I actually remembered I don’t know who the comedian was…..

Sponges

“Do you know that sponges grow in the ocean?

Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there!”

hahahahahaha

How silly is that?

I love these stupid jokes!

I better get back to work 😀